We all need to be mocked from Time to Time, Lest we take ourselves too seriously. “I need to speak to someone with hair” ~ Tyrion Lannister “Of course it’s a joke, just not a very funny one.” ~ Tyrion Lannister
I’m denying its existence” ~ Tyrion Lannister “I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. If it were easy, everyone would do it.” ~ Tyrion Lannister “I’m quite good at spending money but a lifetime of outrageous wealth hasn’t taught me much about managing it” ~ Tyrion Lannister “Oh Lancel, tell my friend Bronn to please kill you if anything should happen to me” ~ Tyrion Lannister I am the god of tits and wine… I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.” ~ Tyrion Lannister You never know which one you’ll need. ~ Tyrion Lannister “It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.” ~ Tyrion Lannister Those are brave men knocking at our door. Your gold he steals, your women he rapes. If he gets in it will be your house that burns. Don’t fight for honor, Don’t fight for Glory, Don’t fight for riches, because you won’t get any. Wear It like armor and it can Never be used to hurt you. ~ Tyrion Lannisterĭon’t fight for a king. I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. ~ Tyrion Lannister “I’ve got every kind of filth down here except the kind I like” ~ Tyrion Lannister I am the god of tits and wine” ~ Tyrion Lannister “We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!” ~ Tyrion Lannister When I broke her maidenhead, she wept, but afterward she kissed me and sang her little song, and by morning I was in love.“Why Is It that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what’s on the other side?” ~ Tyrion LannisterĬut off his manhood and feed it to the goats ~ Tyrion LannisterĪ mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. ~ Tyrion Lannister I'll never know where I found the courage. The next thing I knew, I was sharing her bed. I was only thirteen, and the wine went to my head, I fear.
We finished two whole chickens and part of a third, and drank a flagon of wine, talking. She was hungrier than I would have believed. The girl was too frightened to send her off by herself, though, so I offered to take her to the closest inn and feed her while my brother rode back to the Rock for help. She was a crofter's child, orphaned when her father died of fever, on her way to. By the time he came trotting back, I'd gotten a name out of her, and a story. They'd torn the rags she was wearing half off her back, so I wrapped her in my cloak while Jaime chase the men into the woods. She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your heart. When he opened the door, the light from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king. And with that he turned and sauntered back into the feast, whistling a tune. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs. „I don't even know who my mother was, Jon said.
My mother died birthing me, and he's never been sure. „You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister. „All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you. „Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. „Let me give you some counsel, bastard, Lannister said. He was pleased by the dwarf's comment, but he tried not to let it show. You have more of the north in you than your brothers. „Lord Eddard Stark is my father, Jon admitted stiffly. Generations of capering fools in motley have won me the right to dress badly and say any damn thing that comes into my head. He pressed his lips together and said nothing. Jon felt a coldness pass right through him.
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